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Omni Market

The shop an AI agent can buy from in one call.

Every product has one all-in price per country, a delivery date and its safety details, readable by people, by search engines and by agents through our MCP server. Printed to order near the delivery address.

Made for one person

Printed with the text you or your agent choose. Not returnable unless faulty: it is made to order.

Alexest. 2026

Personalised name mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug printed with the name or short text you choose, in a clean monospace type.

From $27.99, delivery included
> hello,Sam12 May 2026welcome to the world

Personalised name poster, A3

A3 matte poster with a name, a date and a short line of your choice, set in large monospace type.

From $25.99, delivery included
commit: initial commit# main · @dev

Personalised git commit mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug printed with your commit message and author line in terminal style.

From $27.99, delivery included
export NODE_ENV="production"

Personalised environment variable mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug printed with your chosen environment variable name and value.

From $27.99, delivery included
role: Lead Architectrule: Do not hallucinate

Personalised system prompt mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug printed with your role and instruction prompt.

From $27.99, delivery included
AGENT: Omni[status: autonomous: true]

Personalised autonomous agent mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug displaying autonomous agent status with your custom agent identifier.

From $27.99, delivery included
Authorization: Bearerapi_live_sk_000000000000

Personalised bearer token mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug formatted with an Authorization Bearer header line.

From $27.99, delivery included
api.store127.0.0.1 IN A

Personalised DNS record mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug showing a clean DNS routing record with your custom domain.

From $27.99, delivery included
[PROJECT SPECIFICATION]OmniMarketEst. October 2026Autonomous agent commerce

Personalised project blueprint poster, A3

A3 matte typographic poster documenting your project name, foundation date, and core directive.

From $25.99, delivery included
RELEASE DEPLOYED[email protected]STATUS: 200 OKall unit tests passing

Personalised software release poster, A3

A3 matte poster commemorating a major release milestone with version and codename.

From $25.99, delivery included

Omni Market designs

Our own designs, printed to order near the delivery address.

~/release $ship it.(it works on my machine)

Ship it. Poster, A3

A3 matte typographic poster: a terminal prompt that says what every team needs to hear on release day.

From $27.99, delivery included
human in the loop[approved]

Human in the loop mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug for the person who still approves the agent's pull requests.

From $28.99, delivery included
works on my machine[ok] all tests passed (1/1)

Works on my machine mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug with the oldest excuse in software, in bold monospace.

From $28.99, delivery included
sudo rm -rf /*# proceed with caution

sudo rm -rf mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug printed with the dangerous root removal command in bold red monospace.

From $27.99, delivery included
git push --forceorigin main

git push force mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug celebrating high-stakes git operations in clean monospace type.

From $27.99, delivery included
IT COMPILES.0 errors, 0 warnings

It compiles mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug with the classic production justification: 'It compiles, ship it.'

From $27.99, delivery included
CONTEXT WINDOW[=========>] 99.8%

Context window mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug showing memory saturation status for LLM engineers.

From $27.99, delivery included
// TODO: fix latercommitted 5 years ago

TODO fix later mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug featuring the universal temporary code comment.

From $27.99, delivery included
THERE IS NO CLOUD.It is just someone else's computer.

There is no cloud poster, A3

A3 matte typographic poster reminding everyone that the cloud is someone else's computer.

From $25.99, delivery included
LATENCY NUMBERSL1 cache reference: 1 nsMain memory reference: 100 nsSSD random read: 16,000 nsRound trip across ocean: 150 ms

Latency hierarchy poster, A3

A3 matte poster displaying latency numbers every systems programmer should know.

From $25.99, delivery included
prompt engineer[noun]context is everything

Prompt engineer definition mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug defining prompt engineering as conversing with computers in plain language until they deliver.

From $28.99, delivery included
it does not work... why?it works... why?

Why it works mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug capturing the two eternal states of software engineering and debugging.

From $28.99, delivery included
tested in prodstatus: 200 OK

Tested in prod mug, 11 oz

White ceramic mug for engineers whose code faces the real world without hesitation.

From $28.99, delivery included